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Sunday, February 24, 2013

Dennys Funny Quotes: Comic Jimmy Kimmels Plan To Save The U.S. Post Office

Dennys Funny Quotes: Comic Jimmy Kimmels Plan To Save The U.S. Post Office: From Denny: These are outrageous times. To really save the post office and pull it out of huge debt is to start sending snail mail cards, letters and packages. Really?

Well, yeah, that obvious tactic would work and is a sensible one. After all, the post office lost over $1 billion just in the last quarter of 2012 - and that included the holiday season of which they apparently did not get much of a share of the business.

But what debt answer would be a lot more creative and fun? Comic Jimmy Kimmel has the answer. He advocates the President legalize marijuana and then put the U.S. Post Office to be the only guys who can deliver it. Outrageous? Maybe, uh, hmmm.... it's actually a monopoly idea that would work! Yay! Capitalism at work! :)

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Saturday, February 9, 2013

Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious and Odd: Outrageous: What Everyone Needs: A Hot Tub Boat

Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious and Odd: Outrageous: What Everyone Needs: A Hot Tub Boat: From Denny: Looking to pamper yourself because you have more money than you know what to do with? Getting ready for the very popular Rich Man's Spring Accoutremount and Wardrobe season?

Are you so ultra conservative Republican you resent your local Food Bank begging for help because it has empty shelves? Figure said Food Bank doesn't need donations for half of the formerly wealthy struggling middle class now living in poverty?

Then this outrageous rich man's toy is for you! For wealthy green folks know that this is an electric boat.

It's called...

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Dennys: News Politics Comedy Science Arts & Food: Jon Stewart Sneers At Debt Ceiling Talks: Nonfiction Captain America

Dennys: News Politics Comedy Science Arts & Food: Jon Stewart Sneers At Debt Ceiling Talks: Nonfiction Captain America: "From Denny: Jon Stewart taps into American anger at our politicians for being so stupid about these debt ceiling talks. They all are still politically posturing while the public will be the ones to be the ultimate losers - except come election day when we all get to 'throw the bums out.'

The Republicans are naked in their exposure for propping up the wealthy at the expense of the middle class, the elderly and the poor. The GOP is held hostage by the Tea Party conservatives who are adamant to implode our economy and the global village along with us.

The Democrats can't seem to rein in their idiot Centrists under Steny Hoyer dumb enough to vote for Republican proposals. President Obama probably wants to quit the job and move off world after dealing with these greedy fools."

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Funny Christmas Cartoons

Check out the irreverent cartoonist offerings for the holiday season.

From Denny: Have you ever noticed how gift giving is always related to crafty politicians? They gift to their rich donors and take from those in need. So when holiday season comes around every year cartoonists are quick on the uptake to notice and offer their observations.

Of course, with the growing need of everyone to be plugged into technology the tech cartoons are growing in abundance too. Santa has to get in the act when it comes to social media.

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Monday, December 6, 2010

World Politics: Funny WikiLeaks Cartoons

WikiLeaks never fails to entertain and outrage the world. Check out the cartoonists lampooning with glee.

From Denny: I figured since WikiLeaks is busy gathering up interesting government information around the world I might as well round up the best of the funny WikiLeaks cartoons. You know I used to be of the opinion that WikiLeaks founder Assange was just a very odd guy with an arrogance complex who enjoyed dealing in espionage and making a helluva profit at it. After all, all he does is sell the sizzle to his willing wide-eyed followers who believe his scam about justice and morality in the world. Meanwhile, Assange is selling secret information to various governments and stuffing his pockets full of wads of cash. After he makes his profit he releases the rest of the docs, some in public domain, some not as important as he claims.

Like any "secret agent" who decides to become a double or triple agent he is now discovering the scam is getting more and more difficult to maintain. The wear and tear on him has begun to show visibly. He is increasingly more paranoid and disheveled. He is currently running from an Interpol arrest for rape charges in Sweden. His latest act of hubris is to think he can hold the world hostage. Yeah, that's right. This crazy man says he will release even more docs if he is arrested. So, "How dare you arrest me?" is his taunt. Since when did world criminals dictate to anyone?

Assange is nothing but a glossy version of an old-fashioned mercenary-style spy who is loyal to no one or no country. He is up for sale to the highest bidder. Clearly, he is losing it mentally of late and his mind is unravelling at a rapid pace as evidenced by recent interviews in his "underground bunker." How dramatic.

While there are still fools dumb enough to support his meglomaniac efforts like some new Hitler rave, they don't realize his self-styled reign is coming to an end. Of course, they are also too stupid to see that he leaves his volunteers risking arrest and prison - not him. They risk their lives and freedom while Assange gets all the money. What's wrong with that picture?

And, frankly, after releasing so very many docs meant to embarrass or outrage world governments, Assange has pushed the adrenaline button one too many times. People are beginning to yawn at his efforts to bully the world. Besides, most people in the world are a lot more concerned about how to get a job and put food on the table. We really don't have the time to baby-sit some eccentric billionaire playing at world spy and throwing temper tantrums. Assange gets nominated for the 2010 Bozo Sapien of the Year Award. Check out the fun the cartoonists had with lampooning WikiLeaks and world leaders.

*** Bozo Sapien photo by I'm Fantastic @ flickr

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Saturday, November 20, 2010

American and World Politics Humor - 20 Nov 2010

Check out the national mind and the national conversation about politics and American culture this week from our favorite cartoonists.

From Denny: Does it get any more surreal? First a strange midterm shellacking election where our White House has their head stuck in the sand refusing to hear the truth from everyday Americans. Team Obama continues to set this grand agenda on the world stage while ignoring the 800-pound gorilla in the room: the world economy and going about the hard business of creating jobs by the millions.

After Obama and my Democrats got their election shellacking Obama goes off on a world tour expecting to come home with lots of goodies. He started off well in India but it was downhill after that. South Korea got greedy and backed up on their trade deal. (BTW, make sure to boycott Korean products like Hyundai.) Then China, Germany and Japan proceeded to lecture Obama for daring to prop up his own economy. How dare he do that, they said. These other nations prop up their economies, devalue their currencies, conduct trade dumping and they have the nerve to lecture America? Come on.

Europe is going to implode the world economy faster than our Republicans will achieve it by their stupid legislation or refusal to vote for smart legislation. How? When you don't put money into an economy you keep chasing your break-even line down the rabbit hole. You have to spend money to support an economy. When people cut too many expenses or save for too long there is no money to work the economy. It's like starting to wean the oil for your car and then eventually refuse to add new oil to your car. Then it's no wonder the engine blows up. It's the same with an economy.

Oh, Obama received a second shellacking this week - from House and Senate Democrats furious with him for acting like a corporate politician. There was plenty of heated discussion on Friday during that meeting. Unless Obama "gets it" and fires most of Team Obama he is a Lame Duck President. He will go down in history as one of our worst presidents if he doesn't change course and start governing, get aggressive and consistent and frequent with his message. Democrats are already looking elsewhere to push Obama aside and run someone else for 2012.

After two years of trying to defend this President I'm as exhausted as that black woman who stood up at a town hall meeting and told Obama the same. You just can't keep defending someone who refuses to be teachable - especially someone who simply will not accept wisdom or listen to his base. These are tough times and a real leader sides with the people, not with Big Business - the same Big Business working overtime to destroy his presidency. How lame is that?

Obama and the Ugly Dance with the Republicans:

Obama tries to get the Russians signed back up on the nuclear START treaty. All the Republicans want to do is increase our nuke arsenal - and say "No!" to world peace - as well as keeping up with the world's nukes through inspections. At the rate the Republicans are so destructive they will one day succeed in blowing up the world - if the religious terrorists don't beat them to the claim to fame...

Republicans getting bashed by their own Tea Party into doing the right thing: banning those idiot and costly earmarks placed on legislation - anonymously and late at night - when lawmakers don't know about it. Talk about sneaky and under-handed. Earmarks do need to be outlawed. The Big However is to look closely at the new name the Republicans will give the old earmarks. They want a way to pay back their political cronies:

Of course, and then there are those now infamous Bush Tax Cuts that are truthfully 30 percent of our deficit. The Rebpublicans want to make those tax cuts permanent. Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security and the military defense spending make up the rest of the 65 percent of the budget. There is really only 5 percent to argue over when it comes to the budget deficit - unless we lose the Bush Tax Cuts to the rich that are currently adding $700 billion to the debt every year:

More Bush cartoons about the ugly reality of promoting torture:

Finally "draining the swamp" over at the House on Pelosi's watch, dealing with unethical behavior and personal gain while in office. Note that the Republicans have refused to deal with their unethical members cheating the public:

Hang in there, Nancy. We women always seem to have to jump through more hoops than any other group in America just to grab an opportunity. Forget about the effort it takes to hold onto one when we have done an outstanding job like Pelosi who delivered 300 pieces of legislation. Senator Reid and the Senate Democrats choked and only delivered on one.

That's right, one: health care "reform." After the Senate Democrats, and Obama who took out the public option, got through watering down that bill to please Big Health Insurance it was rendered virtually useless to the American people - and now more expensive. The only good it achieved was to help sick children and people with pre-existing conditions heartlessly denied by the insurance companies:

Nothing like being a woman in politics - and a Democrat. It's open season on the Ugly Witch cartoons:

The rising rage over those controversial radiating airport scanners. We have so much more we can use than this potential cancer risk for millions:

Obama's Asian trip started off well in India and went downhill from there. Especially when South Korea embarrassed him on the international stage by getting greedy and backing up on the trade deal that was supposed to be sealed before Obama arrived:

And this is what happens when you are a "Stylin' and Profilin'" Do-Nothing President. Team Obama is so over-protective of Obama's image they are killing it in America and abroad. Heaven forbid Obama listen to the thousands of liberals and progressives trying to warn him the past two years that he was off course and would he please save his presidency.

All Obama did was listen to his Cheney Co-President Axelrod to tell him what to do and what to think and how to think it. Will this President ever become his own man? Right now, especially after this disastrous Asian trip to sell American products overseas, it sure doesn't look like Obama is doing his own thinking.

The new Lame Duck Congress:

Breaking cigarette addiction. Look at it this way: when you quit smoking cigarettes you get to "stick it to The Man" of Big Business and Big Tobacco. Now that's worth it for the smug satisfaction!

American sport of football and our vacillating athletes who just can't give it up when they hit middle age. It's like it's an addiction:

And the most fun Americans have had since they don't remember when: TSA Pat Downs, the new politically correct name for public sexual assault sanctioned by our government:

Happy Thanksgiving!

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